Hannah

Hannah is the main character of the third book and is, like Kaylinn, Tommy, Pepe and Sean, a bloodthirsty murderer. She has killed every last person on Earth at least twice, which means she that the Doorkeeper of Hell now hates her. So does everyone on Earth. She can also turn into a terrifying giant spider called Shelob.

Appearance
Hannah sometimes has a yellow hat and, for a short period of time, an eyepatch. She only has hair on one side and is often seen carrying a knife.

Kaylinn the Potato:
Hannah first appears on the fourth page when Kaylinn steals her legs. She then calls on her MWRK, who swoops in and manages to regenerate one of her legs before Kaylinn shoots it down. Hannah then must hop around town on her one leg to find her MWRK’s body, but falls down a manhole in the process. In the sewers she encounters Sewer Blobbin, who offers to help her but she hops away from him really fast saying “Hell no!” After travelling around the sewers for a while she pops up on the other side of town and finds her MWRK lying on the road, injured but still alive. She gets it to regenerate her other leg and then flys away on it.

She meets Kaylinn again in the Temple of the Hairmaster. She screams “OMG HI KAYLINN” really loudly, giving the Hairmaster time to teleport away before Kaylinn can steal any of his hair.

Hannah appears again later on when Sean is impersonating her using a bobblehead from Hannah Con. She asks why he’s wearing a bobblehead of her, and then is present when Kaylinn kills him.

She next appears in Hannah Con, when Roise and Edwina are battling in the arena. She gets them to fight from her throne in the dragon statue’s mouth, and when Roise wins by snapping Edwina’s neck, she gets her guards to clean up the mess. Then, when Pepe abducts Kaylinn in his blimp, Hannah goes up and offers Pepe a load of dosh and a helicopter in exchange for Kaylinn to fight in her arena, and so Pepe agrees. Kaylinn ends up fighting Boris, and then escapes afterwards.

It is then later said that Hannah Con had been destroyed, and a brief scene is shown of Pepe standing in front of it as it burns to the ground. Hannah is seen flying away from the wreckage on a dragon, saying "I never liked that arena anyway."

Quotes
"I never liked that arena anyway."

"Kitty... help me..."

"That was a rubbish plan."

"You look ridiculous you know... like a snowman, but with a bloody knife for a nose."

Trivia

 * Her phone number is supposedly “098-765-4321.”

Appearances

 * Kaylinn the Potato
 * Pepe the Person
 * Hannah the Werecat
 * Sean the Psychopath